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Post by newby on Nov 5, 2006 12:45:08 GMT -5
Apparently you guys suck at keeping yourselves entertained while I was busy with my show. I come back to check out the latest posts and there's no message board posts? You're a bunch of lazy f**ks. Thank goodness Justin was incarcerated by pilgrims or this page would really suck. But, let's face it, we all saw that pilgrim retaliation thing coming.
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Post by Justin Hagerman on Nov 6, 2006 14:54:13 GMT -5
The Jake & Kate page is finally up, so suck it, bitch! ;D
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Post by crusader on Nov 6, 2006 15:26:18 GMT -5
Newbs, the legions of Comedy Page fans were all on vacation while you were doing your play, and I figured you just got tired of the message boards, and if that weren't enough, It's difficult making lots of funny comments, when it's just me and Justin.
I've made other people come to the webpage before, but none of them sign up for the boards. It's tough.
Now that I know you're back though, I'll make sure I post some HILLARIOUS SHIIIZNIT. See, that got through the censor. Eat it!
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Post by mills on Nov 6, 2006 16:04:21 GMT -5
Newby was in a play?
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Post by Justin Hagerman on Nov 8, 2006 11:12:49 GMT -5
Yes, and in the play she runs around in stockings. Old men seem to really love this because they hit on her after the show. She turned down an old man while Greg and I were there, but I think she was just putting on a front for us, because I later saw her sneaking her number into his Depends.
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Post by crusader on Nov 8, 2006 11:25:26 GMT -5
Dude she was all over that shit. To make her really wet, he showed her a picture of George W. Bush. No joke, I'm serious.
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newby
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Post by newby on Nov 8, 2006 21:17:11 GMT -5
Damn, you saw my slick Depends move?!... Well, I guess I can't deny it then. That toupe, the sexy smell of Bengay...any girl would fall for him. Plus he has a wife to boot, so I totally don't have to worry about commitment AND we can have threesomes during Lawrence Welk commercials!
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Post by Justin Hagerman on Nov 8, 2006 21:27:00 GMT -5
He was so happy when he found out we weren't dating. He truly, honestly thought he could bang you. Even more astonishing was that he thought we liked Bush.
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Post by crusader on Nov 9, 2006 9:20:05 GMT -5
Wait, wait, you guys don't like Bush? Christ, now I'm going to have to re-start the "Justin Hagerman is a Terrorist" thread.
AMERICA HATER! Why don't you just go back to France and marry your gay dog? Everyone knows that's what's going to happen now that the democrats are in conroll. Men and women will be marrying gay dogs.
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Post by newby on Nov 10, 2006 1:54:32 GMT -5
God hates democrats. Now you damn well better have sympathy for the devil- cuz you're going to Hell, Justin.
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Post by Justin Hagerman on Nov 12, 2006 0:31:03 GMT -5
It's late; I can't sleep because I am so frightened of going to hell now. How can I repent?  ? |
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