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Jan 24, 2007 13:33:34 GMT -5
Post by Justin Hagerman on Jan 24, 2007 13:33:34 GMT -5
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newby
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Jan 25, 2007 7:01:34 GMT -5
Post by newby on Jan 25, 2007 7:01:34 GMT -5
I also had my breasts done because of HD. It's nice to know it's a common side effect. I feel liberated.
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Jan 25, 2007 12:17:30 GMT -5
Post by crusader on Jan 25, 2007 12:17:30 GMT -5
Yeah, Newby's boobs are amazing looking now. No more stretch marks, no more ugly scars, no weird bulging.
But back to the article, I've got to admit, Robbie Gold or whatever his name is, is right on: Celluite is totally sexy. Whenever I see a girl with that cottage cheese ass, I can barely contain myself. Mmm Mmm MMM!
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newby
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Jan 26, 2007 0:37:48 GMT -5
Post by newby on Jan 26, 2007 0:37:48 GMT -5
I just got this message on MySpace. Maybe I should recommend the HD porn to this guy...
O.K., I know this is wierd but I saw your page & I'll actually PAY YOU by the hour just to use me as your slave & have a laugh. It's 100% non-sexual & not a date or anything like that. Basically, you get together with some girlfriends for a laugh & you get paid to make me crawl & lick your shoes clean, walk on me like a rug & take pics for laughs, make me crawl & kiss your foot & thank you for letting me be your slave for the day, etc..... I know it's wierd but I like this and you wouldn't be hurting anyone & it would be funny to see for a laugh with your girlfriends. I've done this for tons of girls in Philly & at lots of Bachelorette parties & some clubs as entertainment. I'm very safe & sane & have many references. Please say yes?
Slave John
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Jan 26, 2007 9:18:19 GMT -5
Post by crusader on Jan 26, 2007 9:18:19 GMT -5
Jen, this sounds like your dream job. Honestly.... I can't think of anything you would be more suited to do. Cause you can be really mean, and you like to make fun of people!
Go for it!
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Jan 26, 2007 10:58:57 GMT -5
Post by Justin Hagerman on Jan 26, 2007 10:58:57 GMT -5
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Jan 26, 2007 13:39:40 GMT -5
Post by crusader on Jan 26, 2007 13:39:40 GMT -5
Too true. Justin.... how much are you going to pay her to be your dominatrix?
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Jan 26, 2007 15:10:53 GMT -5
Post by andrea on Jan 26, 2007 15:10:53 GMT -5
Crusader, remember me? You're an asshole!! Cellulite is sexy, those women can't help it. I'd like to see how you look after a few kids.
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Feb 9, 2007 20:32:11 GMT -5
Post by Justin Hagerman on Feb 9, 2007 20:32:11 GMT -5
Speaking of porn, I just noticed that my computer porn collection is up to 6.76 GB. I'm not sure if or is more appropriate.
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Feb 12, 2007 9:19:39 GMT -5
Post by crusader on Feb 12, 2007 9:19:39 GMT -5
6.76 gigs? That's insane! What the f**k do you have on there?
Full leingth HD movies?
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Feb 12, 2007 11:03:17 GMT -5
Post by If It Feels Good on Feb 12, 2007 11:03:17 GMT -5
freak
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Feb 12, 2007 14:33:39 GMT -5
Post by Justin Hagerman on Feb 12, 2007 14:33:39 GMT -5
I have a lot of old shit that I really need to sort through. I mean, some of these videos are 10 years old. There's also a lot of stuff that I grabbed off the network back at KU that I was never really into, for instance, most of that DP stuff can go. And maybe some of the lesbian videos too. I mean they're a great concept, but lesbian porn doesn't really have a...finale. Gets kinda boring.
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Feb 13, 2007 14:09:04 GMT -5
Post by crusader on Feb 13, 2007 14:09:04 GMT -5
I completely agree with the Lesbian Porn part. Maybe you could work that into a joke. I mean, it is great in concept.... but then what? Watching it.... I dunno.... unless they're actually hot lesbians, they aren't really, fully enjoying it, ya know? And strapons are freaky. I've always found most toys to just be nasty looking. Morning star flails.
I'm surprised Newby didn't beat me to posting back on this subject.
Unrelated topic, but you should totally do a show in AZ so If It Feels Good can see your awesome set!
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Feb 14, 2007 11:57:06 GMT -5
Post by Justin Hagerman on Feb 14, 2007 11:57:06 GMT -5
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Feb 15, 2007 9:37:30 GMT -5
Post by crusader on Feb 15, 2007 9:37:30 GMT -5
Ewww..... old men with cock rings.....
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